The Dinner Party

The other day I had Mahmoud Ahmadinejad over for dinner.  He thought it would be funny if we gave each other gifts that we don’t really have much use for any more.  I thought it might be a pretty funny idea, so I found an old Walkman to give to him.  He gave me his sense of human decency.  Awkward.

World Leader Idol

If elected, I can’t wait for my first State Dinner. Angela Merkel and I do a rocking karaoke version of “Du Hast.” I also hear that Putin has a good voice, but I can’t vouch for that. Last time I saw Vlad at a party I asked him to do “Winds of Change” by the Scorpions with me, but he demurred.

Has anyone noticed that the last President to sport facial hair in office was Taft? This is a 100 year streak that needs to be broken, so I will make it my first campaign promise. I am leaning towards giant mutton chops. Hartmann/George 2012.